I am commonly asked the origin of the name "Human Bagel."
Until now, I wanted to leave it as a mystery, but the overwhelming number of you that want to know should be told- I suppose.
It all started back in 2004, I was an evil high schooler looking to do some evil things to the school network. It was to be my first righteous hack.
There was one problem- I needed a handle. I wanted to identify myself without my own name.
Enter the video game. Unreal Tournament 2003. I was painfully addicted to this game at this time.
There was one problem with it, the speakers on that old windows 2000 computer were shot. Me and my brother would leave the sound on and try to understand what the bots were saying.
One in particular stood out, we never found out what they were trying to say, but through the blown speakers, it sounded exactly like "Die Human Bagel." My brother proposed that handle, and its been with me ever since.